5 reasons to turn your post-election hate to penguins

It’s finally over!

This election was the most contentious most of us have ever lived through. Tempers ran high, arguments were everywhere, and hate flowed freely.

But now we can put that behind us. There will be embers of vitriol here and there, but it’s time to move on.

It’s time to focus on things that deserve our hate.

It’s time to hate penguins. Continue reading

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Stay Thee From the Nunnery

Picture a nun. What did you think of? Chances are, one of two things: either a stuffy old woman who has no sense of humor, or a girl dressed up as a sexy nun for Halloween.

Or a penguin, because the colors are close enough and your imagination is terrible.

Or a penguin, because the colors are close enough and your imagination is terrible.

But anyone familiar with Shakespeare knows there is always more to nuns hiding beneath the surface. Continue reading