Friends, and if you are reading this I feel confident we are friends, I have a shocking and disturbing revelation for you. There is a group in our midst that is overlooked, suffering abuses at the hands of those who would show them off merely for amusement, who shackle them and make them a spectacle, even forcing them to consort with children. It is time to protect this group.
That is why I am starting a new movement: People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals.
Balloon animals in nature live in harmony.
Do you know anyone named Victor? Chances are you don’t. If you do, chances are very good he’s a terrible writer.
How do I know this? How have a I peeled away the veils of your life to see the hidden truth about your friendship, or lack thereof, with people named Victor?
Simple. Once again, I know the truth so few do. Continue reading
Picture a nun. What did you think of? Chances are, one of two things: either a stuffy old woman who has no sense of humor, or a girl dressed up as a sexy nun for Halloween.
Or a penguin, because the colors are close enough and your imagination is terrible.
But anyone familiar with Shakespeare knows there is always more to nuns hiding beneath the surface. Continue reading